............... One day while walking down the
street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus
and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly
Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter.
"Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see,
strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this
far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just
let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher
orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in
Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity
in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in
Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that
St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club
and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow Executives that she
had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for
her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who
was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling
jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it
was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the
elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St. Peter waiting for her."Now it's time to spend a day in
heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds
and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her
24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in
hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and
then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been
really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St.
Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to
Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were
dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The
Devil came up to her and put his arm around her."I don't understand,"
stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and
a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all
there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told..."Yesterday we
were recruiting you, Today you are an employee.” !!!!!!
( This story has send to me by
someone and I feel this should be shared to add some humor. )
